Friday, September 17, 2010

Self Updates?

I'm going to be writing more about myself.
Or possibly writing as myself about others..
that I may or may not know in real life.

Whatever. It's shit you can read if you want to.
Now have some pictures.



Thursday, September 16, 2010

My best friend is a poet.

Oh me oh my
I'm really high
Sitting on my porch
But alas, I must say
This windy day
Is blowing out my torch.

by A-Rod.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Weird-Ass X-Rays

It's a dildo.

What the fuck?  

This moron swallowed a diamond ring to try and steal it.  
Apparently this guy was picking his teeth with scissors
(shown above) and then "accidentally" swallowed 'em.

No idea. 

Someone shoved a jam jar up their ass. 

A snake!    

Bone chicka bow wow.
A foot in a boot.