Self Updates?

I'm going to be writing more about myself.
Or possibly writing as myself about others..
that I may or may not know in real life.

Whatever. It's shit you can read if you want to.
Now have some pictures.

 

 

My best friend is a poet.

Oh me oh my
I'm really high
Sitting on my porch
But alas, I must say
This windy day
Is blowing out my torch.

by A-Rod.

I should seriously be asleep.

Jesus is a jerk!

goddamnit jesus

 

 

 

Oh park bench, you so cold.

quote from keanu-reeves.net

Found on Craigslist (just a couple)

 "Pantyboy" m4m

 m4derp

Weird-Ass X-Rays

It's a dildo.

What the fuck? 

 

This moron swallowed a diamond ring to try and steal it. 

 

Apparently this guy was picking his teeth with scissors
(shown above) and then "accidentally" swallowed 'em.

No idea.

 

Someone shoved a jam jar up their ass.

 

A snake! 

 

 

 

Bone chicka bow wow.

A foot in a boot.