Weird-Ass X-Rays

It's a dildo.

What the fuck? 

 

This moron swallowed a diamond ring to try and steal it. 

 

Apparently this guy was picking his teeth with scissors
(shown above) and then "accidentally" swallowed 'em.

No idea.

 

Someone shoved a jam jar up their ass.

 

A snake! 

 

 

 

Bone chicka bow wow.

A foot in a boot.